Sunday, March 26, 2006

South Of The Beijing Border

Are they serious?? What in the name of Mao Zedong do you order here? Perhaps you're in the mood for something from column one?

Taco Fried Rice
Huevo Foo Young
Menudo and Broccori
Kung Pao Burrito
Arroz Con Lo Mein
Moo Sho Refried Beans
General Tso’s Chicken Enchiladas

Don't forget to use your chopsticks and wear that sombrero; we want to make Hu Jintao and Vicente Fox proud.

If you think about it, could 1.30628 billion people be wrong??

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