Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Black, White And Tan

This is what 43 looks like:

Well, on my best friend anyway. And this is after her summer tan:

Oh, and did I mention she also has two kids? That she gave birth to?

If I keep it up, I might be able to make it to this point by the time I'm 43.

I do have two years, you know.

10 comments:

mickfly said...

Lol, I'm no psychic, but I can hear women readers saying ...'bitch', and men saying, well ....you know.

Paul said...

*I* want to look that good when I'm 43, which means I have two years to get implants.

Tell Vicki nice boob-shadows in the color pic...

Karen said...

I don't think I like your friend....cause I am sooooooo jealous!

The Daily Rant said...

Mickfly - they may say "bitch" but they'd be SOOOOO WRONG! If you met her, you'd agree with me.

Paul - I can't wait to see those implants!

Karen - I know. You'd think you'd want to hate her right? But let me tell you, if you met her, you'd want to be her best friend. And then I'd have to get into a fight with you for it. And trust me, I'd win! LOL

Hedon said...

Vicki is just setting the bar way too high. That's the problem.

If Stace weren't driving right now, I'd have her snap a pic of what 43 looks like when you have committed literally every healthful-living sin known to humankind. Repeatedly.

I'm pretty sure the new camera has this "panarama mode" that we could use.

And all you ladies would feel so much better about yourselves that you would want to buy me a cigar or something.

Real Live Lesbian said...

It might seem unfair until you know that she eats like a rabbit and works out every day.

And you're right, she is one sweet person!

The Daily Rant said...

OK, let me set the record straight here, specifically for Real Live Lesbian, since I know her personally!....

I have known Vicki for over TWENTY years. I have NEVER known her to work out. EVER. And she's ALWAYS been this small. ALWAYS. In fact, she's probably the same size (if not smaller)today than she was the day I met her.

It's only in the last year that she's committed to working out, and that's just to get TONE, not to lose weight. In fact, she's put on six pounds since two years ago when she was at her thinnest, yet she still fits into the same clothes. Go figure.

And if you've ever seen her put away a plate of lasagna, salad and Italian bread, finished by a dessert of her sister-in-law's famous Tiramisu, you'd be thinking she eats more along the lines of a Bovine than a rabbit!

Granted, she doesn't eat like that every day since she's chosen to take the path of making healthy choices, but she does often indulge like the rest of us. The difference with her is, the next day she goes BACK to eating sensibly, unlike some of the rest of us; which is precisely why a picture of her midsection, not mine, is posted here!

And Hedon - I too live a life of indulgence; and by that I mean, eating like a King and exercising like a dead man!

Hedon said...

"eating like a King and exercising like a dead man!"

LOL! I love that! You know I'm going to have to steal that and use it sometime.

scott said...

can I have her phone number, please???

Anonymous said...

...haven't seen such a flutter of comments since you started posting...yeahhhhhhh for best friends and midriffs to be proud of...love you both...MAE