Thursday, June 10, 2010

Fellagiarism: Stealing Fellatio Techniques

The material never stops coming...

I was talking to my mother again about writing; for my blog, for the other websites I write for and for a print publication that asked me to do an article for them. I was telling her that I'm always thinking at night about things to write and how when I'm at a loss for ideas, I scan just about any magaizine I can get my hands on. Sometimes the articles I read about can work in relation to the trucking industry also and it gives me a starting point for research.

She said, "Isn't that fellagiarism?"


"Fellagiarism?? I think you mean plagiarism. And no, it's not plagiarism. Plaigiarism is when you steal other peoples original works or ideas and present them as your own. I'm not doing that."

"Oh,that's true." she laughs. "Well, plagiarism, fellagiarism....I always get that mixed up. I guess I was thinking fellatio, so I said fellaigiarism."

"Fellatio???"

"Well, it sounds the same." she said.

Oh. My. God. Where does she get this stuff??


~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
1 YEAR AGO:
Deception Is The Only Thing Between Fidalgo And Whidbey
2 YEARS AGO:
Highway 333 Fishing Shack
3 YEARS AGO:
Summer Lovin’
4 YEARS AGO:
Clowning Around
5 YEARS AGO: Sorry, no post on this day.

2 comments:

all things bradbury said...

omg! this is too funny!! of course you have to cut your mom some slack as she was probably still light-headed from lack of food or water intake after her visit to that rude woman's house yesterday!

Gil said...

You've got to write a comedy book with all of these things!