Sunday, August 27, 2006

Trouser Snakes On A Plane

Eddie and I were talking this morning about all the stuff they don't let you bring on planes anymore.

I said, "You know, people are going to TRY to smuggle a snake on a plane now that that stupid movie Snakes On A Plane is out. You're definitely going to get some moron who might be smart enough not to put it in their carry on, yet will try to smuggle it on the plane in their pants or something."

He said, "You can't smuggle a snake in your pants."

I said, "Oh really? I've known guys who smuggle snakes in their pants everyday."


Anonymous said...

Oh, thank you for the compliment!!

Mise en Place said...

Oh Greggie, I STILL love you!!

Anonymous said...

Clever and succint!