One night at my best friend Vicki's house, I was talking with her and her husband about movies. All of a sudden, her husband pipes up about some great TV movie he recently saw. You'd think he directed the freakin' flick, he knew so much about it.
He couldn't stop gushing about how good it was, going on and on about how much he loved it, but couldn't remember the name.
Vicki said, "Do you remember what channel was it on?"
"I don't know, some movie channel....I think it was Lifetime."
Vicki and I looked at each other and started laughing.
"Yeah yeah, I know," he said, defending himself "it's a yinty channel, but the movie was goood."
"But isn't Lifetime 'the movie channel for women'??" I said.
Then paused before I added,
"and big gay men...."