Tuesday, September 09, 2008

And This Is Why She Will Always Be A Maid At A Hotel

When I've been jolted out of sleep by the inconsiderate, incomprehensible level of noise caused by the in and out, in and out, in and out, in and holy shit out again...

As you clean the room next to me, across the hall from me and oh, I don't know, two doors down from me...

At 8:15 in the morning...

And I have to get out of bed...

And put on my clothes...

To come out into the hallway to ask,

"Can you please stop slamming the door?"

The appropriate response is NOT:

"Are you checking out today?"

4 comments:

Gil said...

Sounds like you are in Kittery, Maine near the gas plant. I can't remember the name of the Motel but it is between a gas plant and a 50's truck stop.

Gil said...

oops! Should have read your previous post! Hope you'll sleep soon.

Real Live Lesbian said...

Seriously? Was she also the front desk clerk? ;)

The Daily Rant said...

I WISH I was in Kittery, Maine!!