Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Me And My Man

1. Who is your man?
Known to most as Ed, some as Eddie, and to my nephews; "The Ed Man"

2. How long have you been together?
Three long wonderful years!

3. How long dated?
We dated for six months before I threw all caution to the wind, quit my job and went on the road with him.

4. How old is your man?
He’s a spring chicken; younger than me by 8 years. Woo Hoo!

5. Who eats more?
Um, I think we go neck and neck on this one, unfortunately.

6. Who said "I love you" first?
I did, by mistake. Then he did, on purpose.

7. Who is taller?
He towers a full 4” above me.

8. Who sings better?
Of course I think I do, but in actuality, he’s got a much better voice.

9. Who is smarter?
Well, I’m a girl, so statistically, I am. But he has his moments.

10. Whose temper is worse?
He has no temper. And when he does get mad, I can’t tell anyway. Must have something to do with southerners not using the word “fuck.”

11. Who does the laundry?
I do. The only thing he contributes in the laundry area are dirty clothes and the quarters for the machine.

12..Who does the dishes?
We have no dishes; those are reserved for the highly skilled dishwashers in restaurants around the country.

13. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed?
The only "right" side of the bed is the one closest to the air conditioner. And whatever side that is, is my side. Eddie gets whatever side is left.

14. Who pays the bills?
We don't have any bills, but Eddie pays for everything else.

15. Who has bigger feet?
Well, I wear a woman's size 12, which translates to a man’s size 10. Eddie is a men's size 12, so I guess he has bigger feet.

16. Who has longer hair?
I have longer hair, but Eddie has the hair I want; thick and curly!

17. Who is better with the computer?
Eddie is better technically, but I can usually hold my own with the Geek Squad.

18. Who mows the lawn?
If I had a lawn, the lawn boy would be mowing it.

19. Who cooks dinner?
Whoever happens to be working at the restaurant du jour.

20. Who drives when you are together?
We are a TEAM. There is no “I” in team. We both drive.

21. Who pays when you go out?
The boy ALWAYS pays.

22. Who is most stubborn?
That would be Ed. Hands down.

23. Who is the first to admit when they are wrong?
I’m never wrong, but if I am, I will say. Ed? Another story.

24. Whose parents do you see the most?

25. Who kissed who first?
I kissed Eddie first. I just couldn’t wait.

26. Who asked who out?
Eddie asked me out.

27. Who is more sensitive?
Hard to say. I guess different things bother each of us, but I wouldn’t call either of us “sensitive.’

28. Who has more friends?
Me, of course!

29. Who has more siblings?
Well, Eddie has three half-siblings and I have three step-siblings and one natural sibling – so I guess I win!

30. Who wears the pants in the family?
Eddie does; but I like him better without pants.

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