Monday, May 12, 2008

The Greatest Spectacle In Racing

I was listening to the radio the other night and heard one of the talking heads say that there was some concern that the Indianapolis 500, which is taking place at the end of the month, might be a target for Al-Qaeda because of how many people attend the event.

Those darn Al-Qaeda's - boy, they're just everywhere, aren't they? Lurking around the corner. Waiting to pounce. What threat level are we at this week anyway, orange? I'm sure Al-Qaeda has better things to do than attend the Indy 500, but you gotta give the media a little credit for keeping up the fear mantra.

NASCAR would be a much better choice though; I can't think of any other events where one could find a larger gathering of rednecks.

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