Free Mudflap

Today, Ed went into the truckstop shop to buy a new mudflap. This is the ACTUAL conversation he had with the Einstein behind the counter.

Einstein: Hi, may I help you?

Ed: Um, yeah....I'm looking to get a mudflap.

Einstein: Well you know, if you buy eight new drive tires you can get a mudflap for free.

Ed: You expect me to spend $3,000 to get a free mudflap?

Einstein: Well, I can throw in another mudflap if you want.

Ed: No, that's okay. Thanks.

Mudflaps are $20. Idiots are free.