Saturday, July 08, 2006

Embracing Your Inner Bike Riding Hussy

A friend of mine recently said, when I asked if they remembered how to do a certain thing, "It's like sex. Do you forget how to do it if you haven't done it in a while?"

"Um, no. I guess you have a point." But isn't that analogy supposed to involve riding a bike or getting back on the horse?

Not long after that conversation, another friend called me after midnight, which means it was after two in the morning in her time zone, to tell me she met someone. She was clearly drunk, very giddy and on a one to ten happiness scale, I would say she was coming in at about a twelve!

From what I could understand, between all the breathy sighs and the giggles, is that she not only met someone, but dirty danced with them; grinding all the good parts together in an attempt to lure her prey to the dark side. By the end of the night, she had written her phone number on their stomach in pen before they walked her out to the car. I'd venture to say they'll likely be calling. I mean, wouldn't you??

Then she seemed a bit concerned that she might be acting a little less than the gentle Suthun' lady she was raised to be and made a comment about how she thought she wasn't quite that much of a hussy anymore.

Well, from what she was saying, it sounds like she's back in the game!

I guess you never really forget how to ride someone a bike when the time comes to get back on it, now do you?


Twisted Cinderella said...

First let me say, this whole post cracked me up. LOL

No, I don't think you ever forget how, but you may get out of practice.

Real Live Lesbian said...

She hasn't called. Next time, I'm using a sharpee! LOL