Thursday, July 20, 2006

Snap Decision To A Healthier Life

I picked up the phone to be greeted by my best friend asking, "What are you doing?"

"I'm on the treadmill," I say "and it's fucking horrible. Let me tell you, I'm sweating like you don't even know and I just hate it. But, I'm almost done."

"You're what???" she says in disbelief; as if I just told her I was making skirts out of the hides of small gypsy children that I had shipped here from Romania.

"I'm on the treadmill. I'm doing thirty minutes and thank God, I've only got three minutes left."

"When did you start that regime?" she asks, in a voice that says, you never told me you were starting to exercise.

"About twenty-seven minutes ago."


Lisa M. said...


Mise en Place said...

AND, you forgot the part where we wasted SEVERAL cell minutes, due to uncontrolable laughter, LOL!

Thank GOD for Verizon!!


Twisted Cinderella said...

LOL! that is hilarious!