Have you ever seen the show The Girls Next Door, about Hugh Hefner's three gorgeous girlfriends?
Every once in a while, when we're not in the truck, I get to see it since it's on E! and we don't get that channel on the road.
I really can't decide who is my favorite. I love Holly for her gentle nature and stunning beauty, Bridget for her intelligence and bubbly personality and although Kendra is my least favorite, she still has adorable qualities.
Today I happened to catch a repeat episode where the girls are planning to make their own fitness video. They do a little warm up exercise for the trainers, to see where their fitness levels are, etc.
As I sit with my squishy, out of shape body sprawled across the hotel room bed, I hear them point out their trouble spots.
Kendra hates her thighs, Holly wants a flatter stomach (because she has a pooch and looks bloated all the time, she says), a tighter butt and she wants to work on that little fat pocket on the back of her thigh under her ass cheek and Bridget wants a flatter stomach and toner thighs.
If I hadn't made a nice indent in the mattress and wasn't burrowed under the covers for the night, I might have just gotten up and thrown myself off the balcony.
Because when Playboy Playmates complain that they are fat??; the world is truly coming to an end.