My mother has a love/hate relationship with reality TV, but she is getting the hang of watching it as she is now hooked on Dancing With The Stars.
This week, as she was watching, she had me on the other end of the phone, telling me how annoyed she is that Marie Osmond was still safe.
“Why, don’t you like her?
“I’ve never liked her; or the Osmond Family, for that matter.”
“Really?” I said, as she continued heaping verbal praise on those she does like (Helio and Juilliane) and wishing broken ankles on those she doesn’t (Marie Osmond and Jane Seymour).
“God no. I’ve always hated the Osmonds. They just have too many teeth.”
“Too many teeth??”
“Yeah, like beavers. They have huge, bucky beaver teeth.”
I wonder what she'd have to say if she saw those plastic surgery pictures?