My brother recently had eye surgery. Apparently, it has left him with the vision of an eagle.
I called the house today to talk to him and my sister-in-law answered. It was unusually noisy in the background, so I immediately said, "What is all that noise??"
"Your brother. He's watching some western movies on TV." she said.
"Oh. Well, I just called to see how he his eyes were and how he's feeling. I thought maybe you had company or something. I never hear the TV on that loud."
"No, no company. Just him." she said, "He can see, but he still can't hear."