Tuesday, April 15, 2008

How To Up Your Chances For A Sweet Monkey Lovin' Romp

I recently read a magazine article that said female Macaques have sex an average of 1.5 times an hour, but when they get groomed by a male, the frequency jumps to 3.5 times an hour.

I made the mistake of reading the article to Ed.

Now he won't stop fixing my hair and grooming my eyebrows.

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