Sunday, December 21, 2008

Text Me

Every once in a while I post text messages that were sent and received on my phone. Often, as I go along, I erase certain messages and leave others, so when I go back and read them they either don't make sense or just plain crack me up. Here are some of my recent ones:

Or maybe rural West Virginia.

I love, love, LOVE Kentucky!

U can come back now.

Shit is everywhere. Do NOT come out.

Applebee's Oriental Chicken Salad.

How many years have you been a sheriff?

Is it against the law to call a cop an asshole?

Did you see the Jungle room?

I'm only home for 25 days before then which is soooo nuts.

Yes and FUCK YES!

We are having a blast but the Elvis/Graceland thing, eh!

We've wasted 30 minutes here. WTF???

3. Ouch. Headed to the city. TTYL. Ciao!

Hell yeah, they DO! I LOVE them.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way.

OK, all done.

In front of Starbucks.


MeHereNow said...

I think this is brilliant! I usually delete my messages as I go but I think I might keep them for a week see if I have any worth sharing!!

Have a great Christmas/New Year. Are you getting time off?

Anonymous said...

Sadly, I didn't think anyone else ever heard the rabbit jokes. People look at me like I'm a nut when I say them. lol.

Merry Christmas!