Sunday, August 06, 2017

A Royal Goodbye

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I often call Ed "sweet pea".

Yesterday he left early to go golfing with his dad and when we woke up I said, "Good morning, sweet pea."

He said, "Why do you always call me sweet pea?"

"I don't know," I said.  "I guess because you're sweet, like uh...a pea?"

"Why don't you ever call me a wasabi pea?" he said.

"I don't know.  Who thinks to call someone a wasabi pea??  I guess I could.  You could be spicy.  But 'sweet pea' is cuter." I said.

He took a shower and got dressed, and before leaving leaned over my side of the bed and said, "Goodbye, penis."

I said, "What?"

And he just started laughing.  I said, "Did you just call me penis?"

He was laughing so hard he couldn't talk.  He sputtered out, "Penis.  You know, pee-nis."

"What??" I said.  Now we were both laughing.

"You know, like "your highness".  But I was saying PEA-ness." he said.

"OK, well, that really didn't come across as you intended, goofball."

He leaned over again and kissed me goodbye and said he'd see me later.

He was still chuckling as he left the room.

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2016: Passing Time
2015: The Vast Nothingness
2014: An Amish Gathering
2013: Personalized
2012: Fire On The Island
2011: Harborside Education
2010: Yo, Vin!
2009: Sweeter Words Have Never Been Spoken
2008: More Proof I Ate At A Sushi Place
2007: North Sally Port
2006: Holy Cow!
2005: Wishing


Anonymous said...

Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!

This made my day and also made me cry from laughter for five minutes.


The Daily Rant said...

NA: Glad you liked it! I laugh every time I think of it. LOL