Saturday, September 02, 2017

Note To Self: Shut Phone Off Before Bed

If it's the weekend, and sometime between six and seven in the morning, there's likely a text message on my phone from my friend Kim asking me to exercise.

Sometimes there are bribes, like "I'll bring Dunkin' Donuts." Or in this case, movies.

She's known me for thirteen years, which means a) it's unlikely I'm up at six on a weekend, and b) bribes don't work.

Don't even think about it.

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2016: Where You Live When You Love What You Do

2015: The Best Snark On Screen
2014: The Only One Working Today
2013: Only The Lonely
2012: Tunnel Of Love
2011: A Stinking Welcome
2010: The Star Of The Spinning Centerpiece
2009: My Nizzl Fa Shizzl
2008: When You’re Smiling
2007: I’ve Been Everywhere Sunday
2006: Decision Dilemma
2005: Alaska Later!


Marlaina said...

Huh?!?! Dunkin Donuts is the bribe for exercise ?!?!?!?!? That leaves you behind where you start.

The Daily Rant said...

MARLAINA: Exactly. Although, it usually doesn't mean donuts. It means coffee for her, iced latte for me. Still...not enticing enough.