Saturday, October 15, 2011

A Thing About Things

Thing I always suspected: That couples who say they don’t fight have the worst relationships.

Thing that I like but it makes me cringe: Eating the skin I bite off my cuticles.

Thing that I wholeheartedly support: LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender) Rights.

Thing that seems to be multiplying: Stupid people.

Thing that should be illegal: People having children they can’t afford to take care of.

Thing I'm worried about: Republican rule.

Thing that is out of control: Reality shows set in New Jersey. And any kind of housewife.

Thing that is wrong with summer: It’s entirely too long and thanks to climate change, entirely too fucking HOT.

Thing that was a miscarriage of justice: The Casey Anthony acquittal.

Thing that seems a distant memory: Rotary phones.

Thing that bothers a lot of people but doesn't bother me at all: Illegal immigrants.

Thing that doesn't bother most people but bothers me a lot: Incompetence.

Thing that most helps me get to sleep: Reading.

Thing I couldn't do without: My computer.

Thing that I feel really stupid doing but do it anyway: Talk to a drive-in food joint’s speaker.

Thing I would do over if I could: Spanish class.

Thing I always find really, really irritating: People who don’t answer a direct question.

Thing that I didn't write but wish I had: “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,and I’m not sure about the former.” – Albert Einstein

Thing that men can do that women can't do: Write their name in the snow.

Thing to which I am absolutely addicted: My iPhone.

Thing a person says that means you have seen them for the last time: We should get together sometime.

Thing most often said right before a dog attack: He loves people.

Thing that I most enjoy about exercising: Watching it on TV.

Thing I would love to see God strike with lightning: The Fox News studio.

Thing that I have a thing about: Magazines.

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Anonymous said...

Things that I enjoy are my two daughters actives soccer lacrosse ice hockey ballet tap and comtempary dance

ELH said...

well Salena, I'm in agreement with the majority of your "things" except for only two...not bad for an ol' redneck...

The Daily Rant said...

ELH...I thought for sure I knew which two, but now I'm doubting myself. LOL

But I'm glad we're in agreement on the rest of them!

Oh - and I'm so jealous of your cold weather! :(