Friday, November 04, 2016

An Accident Waiting To Happen

Today my mother discovered the ride-on shopping cart at Home Depot.  She was eager to try.  I was concerned.

She got off to a jerky start, like when you first learn how to ride a bike, or drive a car with a clutch, but she eventually got to the point where she was able to back up in the aisle without knocking anything over.  Complete shocker.

I had my own cart and stayed several paces behind.

I'm not stupid.

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The Message Of The Testicle

2014: Gearhead Paradise
2013: Even When It's Cloudy, Ed Is Happy
2012: The Yoopers Little Piece Of Heaven
2011: From Pot Roast At The Buckhorn To Gambling With An Inky Malbec
2010: Nestled In The Fertile Plain
2009: I Think I’m Kinda Lichen This Moss
2008: Holding My Breath
2007: Ahhhh…..Ahhhhh…..Aw Shit!
2006: Contemplating Flight
2005: Eddie Blurred By NyQuil Friday

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