Thursday, December 22, 2005

Frumpy To Nicole

I was sitting in Barnes and Noble last week with Eddie when we had this conversation:

"I've decided that my new role model is Nicole Richie. I'm going to get as skinny as she is." I said.

Eddie, with a grin on his face, looked at me and said, "Why don't you just work on getting frumpy first?"

"So what are you saying?" I shot back, "I'm so big that I have to make a stop at frumpy before I go all the way to Nicole??"

"No, not at all." he said, "I'm just saying that frumpy is probably a more realistic goal."


Although I don't think anyone would describe me as frumpy, I will definitely never be mistaken for Nicole.

Well, not yet anyway.


Anonymous said...

That guy is a real jerk!

The Daily Rant said...

Oh, come on anonymous...don't be shy, tell me who you are. You obviously haven't read anything else about Eddie. If you did, you wouldn't say he's a jerk. Believe me, I can tell you tons of stories about a guy who is a jerk.

Real Live Lesbian said...

YOU could never be frumpy. He doesn't even know what that means.

Becky G said...

What does frumpy mean anyway?

Chairborne Stranger said...

I don't think you are frumpy at all! Thanks for stopping by!

Anocsanamun said...

I would settle at Nicole - ANA NICOLE. The big girl who never even knew she was - now SHE is my role model. She NEVER EVER EVER complained about her weight - adn did something about it on the low. Even when people were making fun of her, she never even cared - she ate and did what she wanted... NOW SHE IS A ROLE MODEL.