Saturday, December 24, 2005

Tonight's The Night, People

Look, I saw him at the mall, so I know he's coming to my house. I mean, he usually stops at the mall when he's in the area, right?

I sure hope so, because my nephews are putting out cookies for him and trail mix for the reindeer and boy they will be real disappointed if that trail mix isn't gone.

Although, since it's been eighty friggin' degrees here, I'm sure the reindeer would much rather have a vat of ice water instead of trail mix. And Santa? Man, he's going to be sweating his ass off in that suit.


Becky G said...

Merry Christmas to you and your nephews. Are they tracking Santa on the NORAD site-- ?

alwswrite said...

I need a new color printer. If you see Santa, ask him if he can do something about that. I know I'm Jewish, but maybe he'd make an exception...?

Becky G said...

You're welcome. I hope you and the nephews enjoyed tracking Santa as much as my son and I do. Merry Christmas to you and yours.