Thursday, January 26, 2006

Cinema Stupido

What is it with guys and their movie choices? In my experience, they always list at least ONE of these stupid movies as their favorites:

1. Caddyshack

2. The Matrix or anything associated with The Matrix

3. The Big Lebowski

4. Porky's

5. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

6. Anything with John Candy, Chevy Chase, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel or Arnold (I keep hoping he will never "be back")

7. Anything Monty Python

8. Dumb and Dumber

9. The Evil Dead series

10. Anything Jurassic or Star Wars

And just as a side note: Why is it that men can't wash their face, shave or brush their teeth without getting water ALL over the sink, countertop and mirror???


Mary B. said...

and floor!!!

Becky G said...

I think it is something with the chromosomes. My son has been the same way since day one.

Mise en Place said...

PLEASE! My Hubby is the founder, director and CEO of Cinema Stupio. I hate being in the same house when he is watching ANYTHING, forget about the same room.

Well, you know. You've known him as long as I have, lol!

The water thing? Because they are all little boys in great big bodies!


Real Live Lesbian said...

Sounds like you have testosterone poisoning! You need a girls night!

Anonymous said...

OK, I have help out us guys.
We get water all over the place because we have to splash water on our face to shave. And unfortunately, it does sometimes get all over the place.
And movies? Why is it that ALL women love movies with Julia Roberts? Why? because of the horrible "Beatiful Women"?

Leesa said...

I have the same problem with the hubs, how do they mess up the bathroom so much??
You know which movies mine watches over and over again??
Con Air
Die Hard
Lethal Weapon
Anything with John Wayne or James Bond.
Any War Movie.

Anonymous said...

Guys are just guys; otherwise they'd be too damn feminine! As for the movies, those are the best!!

Anonymous said...

You are too funny. Men are just wired differently...and most times thank God for that. That's why women have to have so many women friends, so they can still be in relationships with men, lol. The water thing? hmmmm, something probably that goes back to sloshing around in the womb, lol.MAE

Christie... said...

I think you may have left out a few of the "Oh please honey not that again" movies, but you hit the nail on the head as far as being stupid. Although there were a couple in that list that I liked!

With the splashing all over the sink thing, my question is you know you did it, why don't you clean it up?

Mise en Place said...

Eddies's Mom..

If guys liking those movies makes them NOT feminine AND you think they are the question is.."what does that make YOU?"

Most men are great, but admit it...their choices of movies SUCK!

Anonymous said...

I thought what really bothered you women was when we keep the toilet seat being up!

Anonymous said...

Wow, I like some of those movies. Esp The Big Lebowski, Caddyshack, and Monty Python movies. I also love Arnold movies. And last time I checked I was female.

But it DOES bug me when guys leave the toilet seat up.

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