Trivia From The First Tsar Of Russia
I saw this on someone else's blog and thought it was funny and unique. Plus, I didn't really have anything to post today, so here you go: - Lightning strikes The Daily Rant over seven times every hour.
- There are 336 dimples on The Daily Rant.
- The Daily Rant is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
- The Daily Rant will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory!
- The Daily Rant has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
- Abraham Lincoln, who invented The Daily Rant, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
- The Daily Rantocracy is government by The Daily Rant.
- You should always open The Daily Rant at least an hour before drinking her!
- The Daily Rant was the first Tsar of Russia.
- More people are killed by The Daily Rant each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
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