Here you can see a close up of my little Antenna Ball. You will notice that he now has only one eye, which I guess he lost somewhere along the way, and the streamers on the top of his hat are also getting a little tattered. It's only been 15 days since he joined us but he's looking pretty beat which is surprising since this is what he's made for; being exposed to high speeds and the elements.I say he's lucky to have just one eye. Because if he had two, he'd be able to see more clearly the disgusting waste of land that is New Mexico. It baffles me that they call New Mexico "The Land Of Enchantment". I looked in the dictionary and the definition of the word enchant is: to cast a spell over; bewitch; attract and delight; entrance. Here is a picture of what I'm talking about. If you are enchanted by the bleak, barren, brush covered expanse of land that is most of New Mexico, I guess you'll get what they promise. In my opinion, they should set one of those bushes on fire and let the blaze rage on uncontrolled. If we're lucky, it will take in most of New Mexico and if really powerful, the flames will also engulf Texas.
'Ol One Eye is a lot luckier than he can ever know.