Sunday, October 22, 2006

Laundromats And Grocery Stores Aren't The Only Places To Hunt For Men

Eddie and I visited Cabela's today in Wheeling, West Virginia. This store, featuring outdoor merchandise, has a 175,000 square foot showroom!!

In addition to all the fishing, hunting, camping and outdoor gear you can think of, they also had several displays of animals that made a little visit to the taxidermist before they were put on display. Both educational and quite entertaining, the animals are museum quality - absolutely fantastic specimens, set up in realistic re-creations of their natural habitats. I was quite impressed.

If you're not interested in looking at those animals, there are several others you ladies might be interested in. I noticed that the male to female ratio was quite high. The men outnumbered the women at least 10 to 1.

So girls, listen up....if you don't have your own Eddie, like I do, you might want to check out the local outdoor super store to find a handsome, virile, manly man for your very own.

The only problem I forsee is being a sportsman's widow once hunting season comes; which isn't really too much of a problem, it'll actually give you more time to get your camouflage camisole ready for when your man comes home!

1 comment:

Twisted Cinderella said...

Prince Charming LOVE Cabella's. He only gets the catalogues but he longs to go to the actual store.