What a perfect description for this blog.
Some other developmental stages of 3-year-olds I read about are as follows:
~ Enjoys singing and can carry a simple tune. (I can even play air guitar!)
~ Asks who, what, where and why questions. (I’ve never stopped doing this one.)
~ Talks in complete sentences of 3-5 words. (Brevity is underrated.)
~ Needs approximately 1,300 calories daily (They put three year olds on Weight Watchers??)
~ Sleeps 10-12 hours a night (Oh yeah! Lovin’ the sleep.)
~ Can use the toilet independently. (Self-explanatory.)~ Can hop on one foot. (I only do this on special occasions.)
~ Can make simple choices between two things. (Caramel Macchiato or Hazelnut Latte?)
~ Enjoys hearing stories about self. (Tell me more about me…)
I look forward to the coming year of wonder and exploration, but right now I'm going to look into how the "develops a taller, thinner, adult-like appearance" stage got screwed up.