Tuesday, November 10, 2009

I Think His Father And My Mother May Be Related

If you only do one thing today, make it be going to this guy's Twitter page. And make sure to read everything by clicking on "more" when you get to the bottom of the page.

I promise it will totally be worth nixing whatever else it was you were planning to do.

You will not regret it.

And if you do, well, I don't know what to tell you. It's not like we made a "money back guaranteed" deal or anything.


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1 YEAR AGO:
Crossing The North Atlantic
2 YEARS AGO:
Sharing In The Deliciousness Of Women
3 YEARS AGO:
Dining In Lancaster County
4 YEARS AGO:
My Sweet Spot

4 comments:

Amber Tidd Murphy said...

Bahahahahha.

I couldn't click "follow" fast enough.

Shitmydadsays puts Sarah Silverman's tweets to shame, makes them sound like nuns are talking.

Thank you; you've made my Thursday morning sweeter.

Just Jen said...

I've been a follower of his for quite some time! I love his post!!

paul from the clue-by-four said...

this is the only Twitter feed I actually receive as a text message on my phone the second it comes out: that's how much I love Justin. I'm pretty sure it's just a put-on, as whose dad spouts curmudgeonly hilarity in exactly 140-character bites?

however, sadly, this.

Anonymous said...

...we doubt it is a put-on...and we know that sentences like that are spoken by some people of that generation...I live with one...MAE