Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Hot Dogs Are The New Coitus

My mother babysat my nephews today - Middle J and Youngest J - they were home sick and my sister-in-law had to work. As usual, they always come out with the best stuff. While there, Middle J told her about my brother taking the two oldest ones to the skateboard park over the weekend.

They told her how much fun they had but that there were some older kids there too. Then Middle J said, "And Nana, we cut him off by mistake and he called us the eff word!!"

"He called you the eff word??" my mother said, shocked.

"Yes!!" they said in unison. "And it was really loud!" Middle J added.

"What did your father say?" my mother wanted to know.

"Well, Daddy didn't hear him say it. But we got him back." Middle J said.

"What do you mean you 'got him back'?" my mother said.

"We called him a big fat hot dog in a bun!" Middle J said. "That's our way of calling HIM the eff word. He just doesn't know it!"

Who needs "what the French, toast?!" and "who are you calling a cootie queen, you lintlicker??" when you have "big fat hot dog in a bun!" in your arsenal.


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2 comments:

Gil said...

It never ceases to amaze me what kids come out with! Your Mom must have gone nuts with laughter...

Nina said...

Omg that is hilarious!! Love it. I'm going to try that next time. One time my mom was driving and got upset with another driver for cutting her off and so she give him the index finger! Yep, not the middle finger, my mother would never, she gave him the index finger!!! :)