I was sitting in Barnes and Noble last week with Eddie when we had this conversation:
"I've decided that my new role model is Nicole Richie. I'm going to get as skinny as she is." I said.
Eddie, with a grin on his face, looked at me and said, "Why don't you just work on getting frumpy first?"
"So what are you saying?" I shot back, "I'm so big that I have to make a stop at frumpy before I go all the way to Nicole??"
"No, not at all." he said, "I'm just saying that frumpy is probably a more realistic goal."
"Oh."
Although I don't think anyone would describe me as frumpy, I will definitely never be mistaken for Nicole.
Well, not yet anyway.
6 comments:
That guy is a real jerk!
Oh, come on anonymous...don't be shy, tell me who you are. You obviously haven't read anything else about Eddie. If you did, you wouldn't say he's a jerk. Believe me, I can tell you tons of stories about a guy who is a jerk.
YOU could never be frumpy. He doesn't even know what that means.
What does frumpy mean anyway?
I don't think you are frumpy at all! Thanks for stopping by!
I would settle at Nicole - ANA NICOLE. The big girl who never even knew she was - now SHE is my role model. She NEVER EVER EVER complained about her weight - adn did something about it on the low. Even when people were making fun of her, she never even cared - she ate and did what she wanted... NOW SHE IS A ROLE MODEL.
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