Friday, December 09, 2005

Who Stole My Cheese?

Today, my best friend did a post about a woman who stole a block of cheese, thinking of course, that it was a block of cocaine. Don't we all make that mistake sometimes?

Anyway, I was trying to find the story when Ed came in and found me Googling "stolen cheese". I didn't even try to explain.

What I did find out though, is that there are MANY stories involving stolen cheese.

Who could have known this was such a problem?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Anyway, I was trying to find the story when Ed came in and found me Googling "stolen cheese". I didn't even try to explain."

That totally made me laugh OUT LOUD at my desk. Thanks!

alwswrite said...

I guess that explains why "Who Moved My Cheese?" was a bestseller.

Anocsanamun said...

i heard a joke when I was a kid about stolen cheese:

Ron-ron's mom Shaneequa sent him to the community center of their project to wait online for some free food. Shopping cart in hand when Ron-Ron stepped out the building he realized the line for the community center was already 3 blocks long and they had not even opened the door yet to begin serving out rations. Ron-ron decided to sneak to the back of the community center and see if the cut in the window was still there so maybe he could slip in and grab some food. Ron-ron eyes a cheese wheel and snatches it.

Ron-ron busts through his little sister's baby father's house and ran to his mom who was cookin in the kitchen - out of breath he says " Here ma, here's Nacho cheese, thats all I could get."

His mom looks at him, "that's all you can get? How do you even know that was Nacho Cheese?"

Ron-ron says,"Well the guy from the welfare office kept saying'comeback, come back - that's Not CHO' Cheese!!!