Today I saw a commercial for Extenze, another "male enhancement" product. In addition to telling you that there is "no reason" for a man not to have a larger penis and a better love life, they introduced Jimmy Johnson (former football coach and sports broadcaster) as their new spokesman.
What better person could they have gotten as a pitchman for their product than a guy whose first name and last name are slang for "penis"?
And you know what's even better than that?? They're having some kind of contest in which you can win the opportunity to have dinner with him.
Yeah, cause that's what every guy using Extenze wants; a dinner date with an old man so they can talk about the length and girth of their penises and how much it's changed since they started using Extenze.
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6 comments:
I'd a lot rather meet Jimmy Johnson than that nerd guy they used to have???
LOL well free lunch is always better than a paid lunch (^_^)
yeah i'd go just for free food..
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