Confessions

Taken a picture completely naked?
Not completely.

Made out with someone on your top eight?
Yes. But who has a top eight? I mean, top three or top ten, but eight?

Danced in front of your mirror naked?
No. I can barely stand in front of my mirror naked.

Told a lie?
Hell, yeah.

Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
Way more than once.

Been arrested?
No.

Made out with someone of the same sex?
No.

Seen someone die?
No.

Slept in until 5pm?
Like every other day.

Had sex at work?
Yes.

Fallen asleep at work/school?
Yes.

Held a snake?
Yes.

Ran a red light?
Yes

Been suspended from school?
No.

Totaled your car in an accident?
Yes.

Pole danced?
No.

Been fired from a job?
Yes.

Sang karaoke?
Yes - Frank Sinatra's rubber tree plant song.

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
All the time.

Laughed until a drink came out your nose?
Yes - YooHoo of all things!

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Yes, I think so.

Kissed in the rain?
Probably.

Sang in the shower?
Yes.

Gave your private parts a nickname?
No. Isn't that a guy thing?

Ever gone out without underwear?
Yes. Went through a phase one summer when I was in my teens when I never wore underwear....I deemed it "too hot".

Sat on a roof top?
Yes.

Played chicken?
No - that's just crazy.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
No.

Broken a bone?
Yes - my collarbone.

Mooned/flashed someone?
Mooned, no. Flashed, yes.

Shaved your head?
No.

Slept naked?
Yes.

Played a prank on someone?
No.

Had a gym membership?
Yes. Well, more like my bank account had a gym membership.

Felt like killing someone?
Yep.

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
No.

Cried over someone you were in love with?
Yes.

Had sex more than 10 times in one day?
Seriously?? NO.

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
Not for pets, but I did have them.

Been in a band?
No

Subscribed to Maxim?
No.

Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?
No. I've never actually "done" shots.

Shot a gun?
Yes.

Had sex today?
No.

Played strip poker?
Yes.

Tripped on mushrooms?
No. Well, unless you count portabellos sauteed in butter.

Donated Blood?
Yes.

Videotaped yourself having sex?
Hell to the no. (And by the way, who says hell to the no??)

Eaten alligator meat? frogs legs?
No to alligator, yes to froggie legs.

Ever jump out of an airplane?
No, but I would.

Have you been to more than 10 countries?
No.

Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?
Double yes!



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