Saturday, February 25, 2006

Making A List And Checking It Twice

Why do I always have to get the person in front of me, in a food establishment, with a fucking list????

Just this week, I was in a hurry to meet someone regarding my father's estate and this friggin' woman is ordering for her whole damn office. Let the lazy ass people in your office get their own Dunkin' Donuts! There are people who are quickly stopping in to get a coffee and a donut and race to the office or elsewhere and you are taking your sweet ass time ticking the items off your list.

It's basically a time of day thing; when people have limited time, like on their way to work or trying to have lunch in thirty minutes, that is not the time to break out your list.

I don't want to spend fifteen of my thirty minute lunch break in Chipotle listening to you order "one burrito with no beans, sour cream, cheese and salsa on the side; two pork burritos, one with lettuce and onion, one with lettuce and no onion, but extra diced tomato and one vegetarian burrito but oh, are those beans cooked in lard cause Jerry can't have lard and do you have fat free cheese cause I need one with fat free cheese since Lisa is on a diet, ha ha, but when you make mine, be sure to use the shredded beef and not the cubed beef, shredded is so much better, don't you think?"

This is the kind of person that makes me want to shove a stick in my eye and possibly, if provoked, can make me quickly change that plan to stabbing them in the back of the head with a sharp pencil.

Although this would most likely really increase my time waiting in line.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Whoa there, girl. You have such a clever way with words, but I am glad you are taking your frustrations out on your keyboard instead of the annoyance in line ahead of you.(Might wanta check your blood pressure.)Call me sometime.