While sorting my receipts this week, Eddie sees one and says "What did we buy at Home Depot in Nanaimo??"
Looking at the receipt, I say, "I dunno. Screw, Washer, Nuts"
We both look at each other and laugh.
"I think they got that in the wrong order. It's better to wash your nuts, then screw. No one wants to screw a guy with dirty nuts."
He looked at me and just shook his head.
What?? I only speak the truth.