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This is what my mother does while she's watching TV. Or sitting at the kitchen table. Or conversing after a backyard BBQ. In this particular instance, she was using a small scissor. Usually, it's a paring knife.
She's a human shredder. This was just the first step. After she cuts the orange rinds into tiny slivers, she cuts the slivers into miniscule bits - each piece measuring approximately 1/16 of an inch. If only I could figure out something to do with the pieces - maybe I'd be able to retire. She claims it's therapeutic. I think it's borderline mental patient.
Well, mental patient until I can figure out how to make a million from it. Then she'll just be a worker getting free therapy.
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1 YEAR AGO: Fire Up The Grill
2 YEARS AGO: The Voice Of Tucson Speaks
3 YEARS AGO: Crossing Over To The White Side
4 YEARS AGO: Eddie Voyager Of The Seas Friday
5 YEARS AGO: Indiscriminate Discrimination
6 YEARS AGO: Dancing Queen
She's a human shredder. This was just the first step. After she cuts the orange rinds into tiny slivers, she cuts the slivers into miniscule bits - each piece measuring approximately 1/16 of an inch. If only I could figure out something to do with the pieces - maybe I'd be able to retire. She claims it's therapeutic. I think it's borderline mental patient.
Well, mental patient until I can figure out how to make a million from it. Then she'll just be a worker getting free therapy.
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1 YEAR AGO: Fire Up The Grill
2 YEARS AGO: The Voice Of Tucson Speaks
3 YEARS AGO: Crossing Over To The White Side
4 YEARS AGO: Eddie Voyager Of The Seas Friday
5 YEARS AGO: Indiscriminate Discrimination
6 YEARS AGO: Dancing Queen
3 comments:
All of that just makes me laugh. Maybe it will keep her fingers nimble...
orange zest the hard way!!...my mom used to cut the littlest items from magazines and glue a magnet to them and we all had oodles of refridgerator magnets....still have them!....
she is not borderline mental! just her normal self!
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