Would You Rather Sit On Your Ass All Day Eating Cheetos And Watching TV, Or Would You Rather See?

We're driving along the interstate when all of a sudden Ed blurts out, "That's what I'm going to do when we have some down time...I'm going to have Lazy Guy surgery."

"Lazy Guy surgery??" I said.

"What???" he looked at me, crazy like.

"You said you're going to have Lazy Guy surgery. What the hell is that?? Do they put the lazy in or take it out??"

"Not Lazy Guy, you dope. Lasik. Eye. I'm going to have Lasik Eye surgery."

"Oh. Well that makes much more sense."


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