Thursday, February 02, 2012

Big Money Needed For A Relaxing, Feel-Good Experience

I invented the "head vise" over twenty years ago. Well, not really invented invented, like on paper or anything, but I talked about it and how it would work. In fact, my best friend of over twenty years was in on it from the very beginning. I have a witness.

The head vise was to be used when you had one of those excruciating headaches that would feel better after you grabbed your cranium with two hands and squeezed to apply pressure. It was even better if you could get someone else to do the squeezing - then you could just sit back and enjoy.

Last night we were in Brookstone and Ed came up behind me wearing the
uCrown 2 Soothing Head Massager. MY invention!! I immediately sent a picture text to Vicki telling her that someone stole my idea. It applies pressure with air chambers, vibrates, has gentle heat and you can even listen to music while it's all happening.

I better get started on my next invention because if someone is going to pay two-hundred dollars to wear this monstrosity, there's still hope for my other ideas.


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1 YEAR AGO:
The Original Metrosexual And The Petting Zoo
2 YEARS AGO:
Cribs For Corn, Not Celebrities
3 YEARS AGO:
LL Cool E
4 YEARS AGO:
Hunt On Hold
5 YEARS AGO:
The Blondes Come Marching In
6 YEARS AGO:
Thank You Is Not Enough

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