Monday, June 19, 2006


Welcome to the International House Of Pancake Girlfriends.


International House Of Pancake Girlfriends. Yes, you heard me right. Although, it could also be I.H.O.P.B to represent boyfriends too.

My single friend (yes, from the last post), recently informed that what she needs in order to get her over the break-up hump, is a "Pancake Girlfriend"

Someone to go out for pancakes with? Food? What??? I was perplexed. I didn't quite know what she meant; until she explained.

"Have you ever made pancakes?" she said.


"You know how the first one is always crap? It never comes out right? You either burn it or it is lopsided and it doesn't cook all the way? It's too thin and crepe like or just a big blob of pancake dough?"


"And you always wind up throwing it away?"

"Uh, yeah."

"Well" she said, "that's the Pancake Girlfriend. She's the one you throw away before moving on to the really good ones."

"Ohhhhhh. Now I get it."

I think I'm gonna fuck with her head and make pancakes for breakfast tomorrow.

No comments: