Saturday, June 26, 2010

It Was Clear The Moment You Opened Your Mouth

Ed was standng in line at a Pilot the other day, which he said was long enough to give him plenty of time too look at everyone else who was waiting.

Although normally not one to take note of how someone is dressed, Ed said he noticed a woman in front of him who wasn't particularly womanly. She had super short hair, one of those faces that could go either way (boy or girl), not very busty, t-shirt, khaki's and sandals.


When she reached the counter, merchandise in hand, the clerk looked at her and said, "How may I help you sir?"

She yelled, "Sir??? I'm a god-damned woman. Fuck you!!"

And with that, she threw her merchandise on the counter and walked out. Ed said everyone just sort of looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and moved forward in line.

And I'm sure after that "Fuck You!!", there wasn't a doubt in anyone's mind that she was a lady.


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2 comments:

Plum Trucker said...

Yowzers!! This is too funny. I can't wait to start seeing these types of wonderful truck stop encounters!

Gil said...

You meet up with the finest of mankind!