Saturday, May 14, 2016

Checking The Shot

Photo by MacG
This sculpture is called Chimping - it's part of the Carpenter Avenue Classics Avenue Man series.  

"Chimping" is a colloquialism used in digital photography to describe the act of checking every photo on the camera's display screen immediately after taking the picture.  This piece has articulating arms, mimicking the gesture made by a human photographer.

It's an original piece - using parts from a discarded chainsaw - made exclusively for our photographer friend at LWNFA.  




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2015: 
The World Races To Newport

2014: Every Time You Open Your Mouth Diamonds Come Rolling Out
2013: The Real Way To Save The Planet
2012: Lunch At The Park
2011: I’ve Got A Crush On You
2010: The D’Angelo Bros. Outfit The Navy
2009: One Day A Revered Indian Chief, The Next Day Wagon Train Eye Candy
2008: Not Exactly The Best Way To Reach Out To Your Community
2007: Carny At The Junction
2006: Mother Superior
2005: Great Expectations

Friday, May 13, 2016

Un Pingüino Prepares For The Ride Of His Life

Photo of Maezy sniffing the pingüino by MacG.
While thrift shopping this week, I came across this penguin.  I had no idea what it was - I was thinking ice bucket (his head comes off) - but after some research, I decided he was obviously created to replicate Emil A. Schuelke's circa 1936 silver-plated Napier penguin cocktail shaker.

I had to get him.  He was perfect.

Perfect for what, you ask?

Perfect for travel to India, that's what!

Let me explain.

My friend Greg and his friend William are traveling to India in August (cray cray!) to do The Rickshaw Run.

A 2,100 mile trip from Shillong, India in the north, to Kochi, India in the south to raise money for their three chosen charities, the trip will be made in what many people call a Tuk Tuk.  So, essentially, a three-wheeled motorcycle with a roof.

The penguin comes into the picture because they've decided the name of their team is going to be Dos Pingüinos - Two Penguins.  But since I could only find un pingüino, he'd have to be given a special place on the Tuk Tuk.  Hood ornament?  Mascot?  Candy dish? 


Whatever purpose he serves, he'll have a helluva story to tell.  Well, to have told for him.


In the meantime, you should probably head over to the Dos Pingüinos FUNDRAISER PAGE and donate to their crazy adventure.

100% - that's EVERY CENT - of donations received will go to the charities.  All the other crap that happens on the trip will be paid for by Greg and William.  


And as the CrowdRise fundraising site states:  If you don't give back no one will like you.
  
And you really don't want to be on the shit list of a pingüino. 



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2015: Cash Only Seafood
2014: Exactly
2013: Cottage Industry
2012: The Whole World
2011: Weekend Retreat
2010: I Might Even Give It An Academy Award
2009: Two Poles, One Man, No Fish
2008: When You Don’t Have Time To Make More Than One Trip
2007: A Mother Of A Mother
2006: Could You Love William Perry?
2005: Herding The Blogger Sheep

Thursday, May 12, 2016

Rollin' The Dice

What do authentic Las Vegas dice have to do with Carpenter Avenue Classics?  Well, several of them show up in one of their signature pieces which will be unveiled in the near future.

These particular dice have been in our family for years.  My step-father Frank used to go on gambling junkets from New York back in the early sixties and seventies and brought them back as souvenirs.  Smart Gaming dot come describes junkets as, "Junket programs in those days were pretty straightforward. Casino operators would hire junket reps to fill a plane with qualified gamblers. These players would get free airfare, free hotel accommodations, free meals, free shows (and just about anything else they wanted) in exchange for their commitment to gamble a specific number of hours per day at an explicit average bet size. The casinos of course were gambling that the players would lose more than their out of pocket expenses for bringing, housing and feeding them."

The red dice up front bear the name of the Aladdin hotel.  The Aladdin opened in 1966 and a year later was the location of Elvis and Priscilla Presley's wedding.  The hotel formally closed its doors in 1997 and in 1998 the entire original resort was imploded to make way for a new casino.


Having visited the original hotel in my youth, I feel lucky to still have a little piece of it!



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2015: The Pond Is A Lot Smaller Than You Think
2014: You Can't Sleep Here But You Can Get A Fruit And Veg Fix
2013: Mommy And Me Kickin' It At The Yacht Club
2012: Dinner At The Diner
2011: My Guitar Hero
2010: The Competition Is Getting Fierce
2009: A Little Smooch Makes Everything Taste Better
2008: The Greatest Spectacle In Racing
2007: Jalapenos Basking In The California Sunshine
2006: Millions Of Miles Of Knowledge
2005: Midnight Snack

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Spatchcock!

This week we've had our friends Marlaina and MacG visiting with us.  We always try to up the meal ante when they're here, and in a friendly competition with another couple they're friends with, we decided to spatchcock a chicken and throw it on the grill.

I've never spatchcocked a bird before - I didn't spatchcock this one either, Marlaina had the butcher do it for us - and I never cooked a whole bird on a grill.  This was going to be interesting.

I marinated the birds in tequila, lime juice, salt, pepper, garlic, minced hot cherry peppers, and a little bit of olive oil.  This is what they looked like when we put them on the grill:

We were told to start 'em with the breasts up.  Isn't that always the best way to start?

At about 20 minutes - which is about when the skin released from the grill easily - we turned them over and cooked them skin side down for another 20 minutes.  Here's a shot of them (showing both sides) just before we took them off the fire:


We brought them inside and let them rest on the counter for a while.  They were exhausted after being flipped to and fro on the grill!  Look at that absolutely gorgeous skin!  It was crispy and tasty and just beautiful.
I cut the chicken in smaller pieces - taking the wings and legs off at the joints, cutting the breasts in thirds, thighs in half - so everyone can get a little piece of the bird.  Our first attempt was super successful and I'll definitely be making this again.  It's a wonderful presentation for guests!  
If you want to learn how to spatchcock your own chicken, check out the queen of the cooking, crafting, gardening, and DIY lifestyle - Martha Stewart - she'll show you how.

Or you can have your butcher do the dirty work.

Either way, you should try it.  Whether you put it on the grill or roast it in the oven.  It's a delicious way to make a bird and you get to say "spatchcock".

Spatchcock.

Think about it.



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2015: 
Completely And Utterly In The Pink
2014: Hammer Down Thrifting
2013: Does Anyone Have One Of These I Can Borrow?
2012: Built Like A Mack
2011: Luxor-ious Seating
2010: Sharing A Moment
2009: When Sunny Gets Blue
2008: Putting The Friendly Back In The Skies
2007: White Squall
2006: Free As A Bird
2005: The Heat Is On

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Work In Progress

The beauty of this run - on the road two-and-a-half days and home for the rest of the week - seems to be all the time we get to spend with my brother in his shop.  He's been working on his new venture, Carpenter Avenue Classics, and we've been getting things ready for the eventual product launch.

Here you'll see him working on a 1936 Dodge Coupe.  We don't know what it'll be yet, but if you follow him on Instagram, you may be lucky enough to see it transform before your very eyes!




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2015: Music City Drive-By
2014: I'll Meet You At Sue's
2013: And Then The Rains Came
2012: When You Need To Point Out Which One Is Herb
2011: A Road Diverged In The Wood And I Lived To Tell About It
2010: I’m A Researchin’ Fool
2009: The Closest I’ll Ever Come
2008: Who Is He Kidding?
2007: The Captain Of My Vessel
2006: Baking Is Fun!
2005: Sticks And Stones

Monday, May 09, 2016

Welding 101

This is how the boys spent Mother's Day - in the Carpenter Avenue Classics garage, taking welding lessons.

Needless to say, they had a blast!





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2015: 
Tower Of Sheer Evil
2014: Bird Shadows
2013: Bike Shopping Part Deux
2012: Well Worth The Mess
2011: Reading Time
2010: A Mother Of A Flood
2009: Hail To The Driver
2008: Eddie Shows His Good Side Friday
2007: Go Bananas!!
2006: Shmuley Says
2005: Fangboner

Sunday, May 08, 2016

Happy Mother's Day!

My mother with my brother Michael and I, circa 1969
Yesterday we celebrated Mother's Day by having dinner at my brother's house - my sister-in-law invited us all to her house to celebrate, and since they were providing food and dessert, we were so there!  If you're a mother, I hope you have a great day today.  If you're not, I hope you're as lucky as I am to be invited to spend the day with a group of wonderful women who dedicate their lives raising others.

In the meantime, enjoy mom-related quotes:

Mama was my greatest teacher, a teacher of compassion, love and fearlessness. If
love is sweet as a flower, then my mother is that sweet flower of love.
— STEVIE WONDER

God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.
— JEWISH PROVERB

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16
and only 
serve half.
— GRACIE ALLEN

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me.
They have 
clung to me all my life.
— ABRAHAM LINCOLN

My mother is a walking miracle.
— LEONARDO DICAPRIO

Children are the anchors of a mother's life.
— SOPHOCLES

The most important thing a father can do for his children 
is to love their mother.
— THEODORE HESBURGH

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
— MILTON BERLE

A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.
— TENNEVA JORDAN

Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... 
since the payment is pure love.
— MILDRED VERMONT

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, 
and by car forever after.
— PETER DE VRIES

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever.
— UNKNOWN

All mothers are working mothers.
— UNKNOWN

A mom's hug lasts long after she lets go.
— UNKNOWN

As is the mother, so is her daughter.
— EZEKIEL 16:4

Men are what their mothers made them.
— RALPH WALDO EMERSON

Most mothers are instinctive philosophers.
— HARRIET BEECHER STOWE

Who is getting more pleasure from this rocking, the baby or me?
— NANCY THAYER

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss 
at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.
— HONORE DE BALZAC

Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.
— LIN YUTANG

No matter how old a mother is, 
she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.
— FLORIDA SCOTTMAXWELL

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother
always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.
— SOPHIA LOREN

An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest.
— SPANISH PROVERB

Mother that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries.
— T. DEWITT TALMAGE

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother.
— OPRAH WINFREY

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.
— ABRAHAM LINCOLN

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there.
— ROBERT BROWNING

Kids don't stay with you if you do it right. It's the one job where, the better you are, the more surely you won't be needed in the long run.
— BARBARA KINGSOLVER

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms.
— JODI PICOULT

The phrase 'working mother' is redundant.
— JANE SELLMAN

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's.
— PRINCESS DIANA

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight; I never forgot it.
— STEPHEN KING

My mother is my root, my foundation. She planted the seed that I base my life on, and that is the belief that the ability to achieve starts in your mind.
— MICHAEL JORDAN

It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it.
— DOROTHY, THE GOLDEN GIRLS

You sacrificed for us. You're the real MVP.
— KEVIN DURANT, AWARD ACCEPTANCE SPEECH

Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy.
— TINA FEY

Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion.
These are the things my mom taught 
me.
— LADY GAGA

As my mom always said, 'You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines.'
— CINDY CRAWFORD

[My mother] always said I was beautiful and I finally believed her at some point.
— LUPITA NYONG'O

My mom is a hard worker. She puts her head down and she gets it done. And she finds a way to have fun. She always says, 'Happiness is your own responsibility.'
— JENNIFER GARNER

She drove me to ballet class…and she took me to every audition. She'd be proud of me if I was still sitting in that seat or if I was watching from home. She believes in me and that's why this [award] is for her.  She's a wonderful mother.
— ELISABETH MOSS

[What's beautiful about my mother is] her compassion, how much she gives,
whether it be to her kids and grandkids or out in the world. She's got a sparkle.
— KATE HUDSON

My mom is my hero. [She] inspired me to dream when I was a kid, so anytime
anyone inspires you to dream, that's gotta be your hero.
— TIM MCGRAW

If I've learned anything as a mom with a daughter who's three, I've learned that you cannot judge the way another person is raising their kid. Everybody is just doing the best they can. It's hard to be a mom.
— MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL

I would say that my mother is the single biggest role model in my life, but that term doesn't seem to encompass enough when I use it about her.
She was the love of 
my life.
— MINDY KALING

My mother has always been my emotional barometer and my guidance. I was lucky enough to get to have one woman who truly helped me through everything.
— EMMA STONE

Having children just puts the whole world into perspective. 
Everything else just disappears.
— KATE WINSLET

[When] you're dying laughing because your threeyearold made a fart joke, it
doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness.
— GWYNETH PALTROW

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition.
— MARTHA STEWART

[Motherhood is] heartexploding, blissful hysteria.
— OLIVIA WILDE

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart—a heart so large that
everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation.
— MARK TWAIN

It has been a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. 
My mom says some days are like that.
— JUDIT VIORST, ALEXANDER AND THE TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, NO GOOD, VERY BAD DAY

[Motherhood is] the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. 
It's huge and scary it's an act of infinite optimism.
— GILDA RADNER

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great but how to laugh through it.
— LIZA MINELLIE

The mother's heart is the child's schoolroom.
— HENRY WARD BEECHER

Only mothers can think of the future because they give birth to it in their children.
— MAXIM GORKY

I was always at peace because of the way my mom treated me.
— MARTINA HINGIS

And remember that behind every successful woman is a basket of dirty laundry.
— UNKNOWN

When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
— ERMA BOMBECK

My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.
— AMY SEDARIS, I LIKE YOU: HOSPITALITY UNDER THE INFLUENCE

Before becoming a mother I had a hundred theories on how to bring up children. Now I have seven children and only one theory: love them, 
especially when they least deserve to be loved.
— KATE SAMPERI

Blessed is a mother that would give up part of her soul for her children's happiness.
— SHANNON L. ALDER

Mothers were meant to love us unconditionally, to understand our moments of stupidity, to reprimand us for lame excuses while yet acknowledging our point of
view, to weep over our pain and failures as well as cry at our joy and successes, and to cheer us on despite countless startovers. Heaven knows, no one else will.
— RICHELLE E. GOODRICH

They are not kidding when they say that mothers are strong women. We need to be strong in more ways than our children will ever know.
— M.B. ANTEVASIN

My sister taught me everything I really need to know, 
and she was only in sixth grade at the time.
— LINDA SUNSHINE

There is nothing as sincere as a mother's kiss.
— SALEEM SHARMA

In the end, Mothers are always right. No one else tells the truth.
— RANDY SUSAN MEYERS, THE MURDERER'S DAUGHTERS

I can imagine no heroism greater than motherhood.
— LANCE CONRAD, THE PRICE OF CREATION

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity, it dates all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path.
— AGATHA CHRISTIE

A good mother loves fiercely but ultimately brings up her children to thrive without her.
— ERIN KELLY, THE BURNING AIR

Mothers possess a power beyond that of a king on his throne.
— MABEL HALE

But behind all your stories is always your mother's story,
b
ecause hers is where yours begins.
— MITCH ALBOM, FOR ONE MORE DAY

My mother once told me, when you have to make a decision, imagine the person you want to become someday. Ask yourself, what would that person do?
— BARRY DEUTSCH, HOW MIRKA MET A METEORITE

The daughter prays; the mother listens.
— AMANDA DOWNUM, THE DROWNING CITY

Our mothers always remain the strangest, craziest people we've ever met.
— MARGUERITE DURAS

Right, except I'm not going to lie to my mom,
because what kind of (man) lies to his 
own mother?
— JOHN GREEN, AN ABUNDANCE OF KATHERINES

A mother is always the beginning. She is how things begin.
— AMY TAN, THE BONESETTER'S DAUGHTER

She rejoiced as only mothers can in the good fortunes of their children.
— LOUISA MAY ALCOT, JO'S BOYS

Clarity and focus doesn't always come from God or inspirational quotes.
Usually, it 
takes your mother to slap the reality back into you.
— SHANNON L. ALDER

A child's hand in yours what tenderness and power it arouses.
You are instantly 
the very touchstone of wisdom and strength.
— MARJORIE HOLMES

Becoming a mother makes you the mother of all children. From now on each wounded, abandoned, frightened child is yours. You live in the suffering mothers of wounded, abandoned, frightened child is yours. You live in the suffering mothers of every race and creed and weep with them. You long to comfort all who are desolate.
— CHARLOTTE GRAY


Mother is only half a word.
— FRANK A. PORPORA



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2015: 
There Are Vacation Links In This One

2014: Remains In A Gold Field
2013: In The Shadow Of Al
2012: Uphill Semi-Battle
2011: Happy Mother’s Day!
2010: Back On The Road And Sleeping Like A Baby
2009: Peeping Ed Friday
2008: It’s Obvious Where My Sense Of Style Comes From
2007: End Of Season Snow
2006: At Least She Isn’t In The Cubicle Next To YOU
2005: Mother Lode

Saturday, May 07, 2016

The Magnificent Eleven

Today marks the eleventh year I've been writing this blog.  I have over 3,995 posts.

Three-thousand nine-hundred and ninety-nine!

Thousands of photos.

Hundreds of stories about my mother.

Posts covering our travels in every state in America (49 of them in the truck!).


All ten provinces (Alberta, British Columbia,Manitoba, New Brunswick, Newfoundland and Labrador,Nova Scotia, Ontario, Prince Edward Island, Quebec, and Saskatchewan) and 1 of the 3 territories (Yukon) in Canada.

Our trip to Italy in 2010.

Our 32-day cruise at the beginning of this year which took us to 4 islands in Hawaii, Mexico, Guatemala, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, Panama Canal, and Columbia.

Truck shows.  Trucker friends.  Trucking issues.  Trucking fun.


There's so much.  Something for everyone.

So take a little time and delve into the archives.  I'm sure you'll find something you'll like!

And please feel free to comment.  Or send me an email at salenalettera@gmail.com.  I'd love to hear from you!


Follow me on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook.

See ya around the internet!



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2015: My Baby Is Ten Years Old
2014: A Contented Living
2013: Eight Takes The Cake
2012: Seven Years And Still Ranting
2011: Don’t Worry, Daily Rant. I’m On Your Six
2010: So This Is What Niche Feels Like
2009: The Sum Of Its Parts
2008: Look At Me, I’m Three!!
2007: A Trucking Style Birthday Celebration
2006: A Perfectly Uninteresting Event
2005: The Day The Blog Began

Friday, May 06, 2016

Flashback Friday

Today I talked to my best friend Vicki.  Talking to her always turns into stories about our life before (serious) boyfriends, husbands, kids, responsible jobs, mortgages, bills.

We had the best lives back then.  So much fun, so many memories.  We are in our 30th year of friendship.

This picture was taken on a road trip to Alabama for a wedding.  I wish the photo wasn't blurry, it's probably my favorite picture of the two of us.


On the way to the wedding we hopped out of Vicki's Nissan Sentra, set the camera up on the trunk, and used the little remote control (in Vicki's hand) to take the picture.  On the side of the road in the middle of nowhere!  I loved that dress and I remember that I wore flats so I wouldn't tower over Vicki - which didn't entirely work - she has heels on in this picture and I'm still taller than she is!

It feels like yesterday.




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2015: 
Rise

2014: Freshly Dusted
2013: Sockless Monday
2012: Extra Virgin
2011: Eddie Makes An Appearance
2010: Watt A Work Of Art – Part Three
2009: The Clouds And Trees Line Up For Bed
2008: The Shimmer Of The Sea
2007: Indian Gallery
2006: Geography Test
2005: Sorry, no post on this day. The blog didn’t start until May 2005!

Thursday, May 05, 2016

99 Years Of Cornhusking

A license plate from one of the vintage cars my brother is working on.

This 1966 plate hails from Holt County, Nebraska.  In the lower left corner it bears the Nebraska Centennial sticker, 1867-1967.

The plates in 1966 were white with red letters.  This one is so aged, the white isn't even visible anymore.

We know the plate is from Holt County because in the Nebraska license plate system, Holt County was represented by the prefix 36 because it had the thirty-sixth-largest number of vehicles register in the county when the license plate system was established in 1922.


In Nebraska, motor vehicles were first registered in 1905.  The residents made their own license plates and registrations were recorded with the Secretary of State.

The original plates were made of leather with metal numbers.  




2012: No, That’s Not New Car You’re Smelling
2011: On A Triple D Roll
2010: Watt A Work Of Art – Part Two
2009: Stupid Should Be An Abomination
2008: The Fine Line Between Compliments And Creepiness
2007: The Antenna Ball Beneath My Wings
2006: Mexico? Where In Tarnation Is That??
2005: Sorry, no post on this day. The blog didn’t start until May 2005!