The Original Metrosexual And The Petting Zoo

Yesterday marked five years that my father is gone. My mother, bless her heart, always calls me to make sure I'm "okay ". Then I call my brother, bless my heart, to make sure he's "okay". My brother and I usually get a kick out of that phone call because we always ask each other, "Did Mommy call you yet?" We miss him terribly but remembering is good.

This is a picture of my father on the front stoop of my grandmother's house in the Bronx. I'm guessing this was sometime in the seventies based on the gold necklace, the abundant chest hair peeking out of a shirt that's open practically to the navel, the shorty shorts (WTF?) and the...are those mesh shoes??? He looks like he could be in a Village People video. Although, as you can see, I got my shapely gams from my father.

You would never know that just a few years before, when I was three years old, my father was wearing this metrosexual ensemble...


To the petting zoo.

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1 YEAR AGO: Cribs For Corn, Not Celebrities
2 YEARS AGO: LL Cool E
3 YEARS AGO: High Flame Toni
4 YEARS AGO: Forty Two Days
5 YEARS AGO: Thank You Is Not Enough

Taste The Fire

Another post which gives you the idea (with good reason) that the only thing we do other than driving, is eat. Which explains why every Monday morning starts with a plan to diet and every Monday afternoon, it's spoiled by a place like this:

El Pollo Loco. The grilled chicken is deeeeeeeeeelicious. Flame grilled right in front of you, marinated, crispy skin and perfectly done. Even if I had a grill in the truck, it wouldn't be worth the effort to make it myself. I usually get two sides; BBQ black beans and spanish rice and it comes with a choice of flour or corn tortillas.

I know they're not in every state, but they are dotted all over the country. We hit them mostly when we're in California. It's kind of like a treat. They're right near the place we park and it's like our California thing.

It doesn't quite make up for the horrible drivers, but it makes it more bearable.


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1 YEAR AGO: Finally, A Shot At Playmate Of The Month! (Sorta)
2 YEARS AGO: Remembering
3 YEARS AGO: Eddie Gets His Eyes Checked Friday
4 YEARS AGO: Shifting The Sun
5 YEARS AGO: My Daddy Is Gone

Traveling Through Mountain Ranch

A motorcyclist's ride seen in Mountain Ranch, California.


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1 YEAR AGO: Backroads
2 YEARS AGO: If Only I Could Fit All Of This Information On A Bumper Sticker…
3 YEARS AGO: Providence Silhouette
4 YEARS AGO: Published
5 YEARS AGO: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head

The day began with gray skies. Ed was disappointed because he had plans to work on the truck. Since that wasn't happening, we did a little shopping, went for lunch, stopped by Freightliner to pick up a few parts and went back to the truck.

A little bit later, the sun came out but it was still sprinkling. You can see my view of outside from my perch at the dinette in the cab. Ed's lights and wiring and stuff he was working on are spread out on the dash. We ventured out into the rain one last time to get some Starbucks and then headed back to the truck for the rest of the afternoon.

It was certainly a cozy little setting inside the truck; me, Ed and the pitter-patter of the raindrops on the sleeper.

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1 YEAR AGO: As Seen On TV
2 YEARS AGO: Eddie Polishing His Chrome Friday
3 YEARS AGO: Traveling With Your Cat
4 YEARS AGO: Getting Wet In The Next County
5 YEARS AGO: Down With O.P.P.

This Is What Sheer Joy Looks Like

I found this video as I was cruising around the internet and wouldn't it have to happen right after I put my makeup on - let's just say I had to re-apply my mascara.

This family is just BEAUTIFUL. Not only is their newly adopted son Johannes picture perfect, but so are they as you see the joy they exude in every photo. You can see it in the faces of Katie and Brad and their other two boys, Riley and Cole. I've watched this video three times already and can't stop looking at Johannes. His smile, his expressions, his eyelashes and his eyes...oh, those eyes. You can drown in those big, beautiful eyes!

I think adoption is wonderful and more people should do it. There are so many needy children out there, both in our country and others. How wonderful to give them a beautiful, loving home.

To learn more about the Dunlaps, check out their family blog HERE.


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1 YEAR AGO: I’ll Have The Tootsie Rolls And The Butterfinger And The Lollipop And The Gummi Bears And The Hershey Kisses And The Snickers Bar And The M&M’s And…
2 YEARS AGO: Meals On Wheels
3 YEARS AGO: Mercury Dropping
4 YEARS AGO: James Cameron For $79.99 A Night
5 YEARS AGO: The Town That Big Tobacco Built

A Weekend Full Of Bright Stars And Not Much Else

Well, it's Friday and we're still in California. There's nothing worth hauling on the load board, so it looks like we'll be here for the weekend. I don't mind, because I can always find something to do. Ed, although he'd rather be hauling freight somewhere, has already made a list of things he wants to do on the truck. He's been to Home Depot four times already; and that's just today.

I might do laundry, but it's more likely that the only thing I'll do tomorrow (since Ed will be working on the truck), is walk to the shopping center a half mile away and maybe get a manicure and pedicure and then head over to the Starbucks to sip a latte while I read the newspaper.

After that, I might take in a movie; there are a few I have in the truck that I've been meaning to watch. The first is Bright Star; I've been waiting to be alone to watch this movie because I really don't want to subject Ed to it. It's my kind of flick. Then I might see what's for rent on DirectTV or pick up something at the Red Box when I go for my walk.

It looks like it's going to be a leisurely weekend for me, which might stretch into next week if these people don't start paying more to haul their stuff all over the country. I've got food, water, satellite TV and the perfect "secret" parking spot in the cutest little neighborhood...I can stay here all week.

Stay tuned...


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1 YEAR AGO: I’m Floored
2 YEARS AGO: Two Worlds Collide
3 YEARS AGO: Girl Crush
4 YEARS AGO: Silly Boys
5 YEARS AGO: It’s Nowhere Near Mexico, Y’all

Just A Phone Call Away

An old phone booth in Mountain Ranch, California.


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1 YEAR AGO: A Practically Perfect Circle
2 YEARS AGO: My Frozen Kentucky Home
3 YEARS AGO: On Tour And Collecting Paper As We Go
4 YEARS AGO: Finding Your Way
5 YEARS AGO: Trivia From The First Tsar Of Russia

Doin' The Math

Today we had lunch at Farmer Boys Hamburgers here in California. We've been to this place once before and had a pretty good burger. But last time we were here, things were a bit different. Last time, they didn't list the calories next to each menu item.

The new law just went into effect this January 1st. Do you see The Farmer's Burger? TWELVE HUNDRED calories! TWELVE HUNDRED. That's the amount of calories you're supposed to have in a whole entire DAY if you're watching what you eat. This was just lunch.

OK, so even if I don't get The Farmer's Burger, which is their specialty, a Bacon Cheeseburger is still EIGHT HUNDRED calories. Add a large order of onion rings, at EIGHT HUNDRED and FIFTY calories and my lunch is now on the high end of an entire day's worth of calories. It would be fine if I were an athlete, participating in an Iron Man Competition. Or pulling a sled in the Iditarod. But I wasn't. I'm just a truck driver who will likely be sitting on my ass for eight to ten hours after I eat.

Holy mother of burgers with guacamole! I was having a heart attack just reading what I was planning to eat for lunch. Maybe if I ordered it without the guacamole? I was almost (but not quite enough) embarrassed to order. I should have been embarrassed, but I was there and I was extremely hungry. And they just sprung this whole calorie posting thing on me. I couldn't veer off course now. I knew I should have gone to El Pollo Loco. But here I was, getting ready to order La Hamburguesa Loca when I know I should have been walking right out La Puerta.

But I stayed. And I have to tell you, although I didn't practice any restraint this time, I truly believe that posting the calories like this will give pause to a lot of people. We're a bunch of fatasses. And eating a twelve-hundred calorie burger isn't helping. Standing there, with caloric information at your fingertips, it'll be a a lot harder to convince yourself it's "not that bad" when you're ordering something you really shouldn't be having. And it'll be a lot easier keeping track of what you do eat if you feel the urge for fast food. I think it'll help with making better choices.

I know they've been doing this in New York City, but I think this is the first time I've actually seen the menu boards with the calories right there, next to the menu item I'm eyeballing. And I am aware that the calories are printed on the packaging from McDonald's already, but by the time you have them in your hand, it's too late; it's easy to unwrap that Filet O' Fish and crumple the wrapper. I'm sure in some cases it won't matter, and I know that many of us are aware of the high calories in fast food already, but I really think when it's staring us in the face it will help.

"Farmer" Brothers should be figuring out how to sell delicious farm fresh veggies (OK, they do serve a mean fried zucchini) instead of pushing burgers that break the calorie bank. I think I'm pretty safe from this point forward because the thing I have on my side that helps?

Math.


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1 YEAR AGO: Well, Butter My Butt And Call Me A Biscuit
2 YEARS AGO: I Even Have Time To Go On Strike
3 YEARS AGO: Teaching Them Young
4 YEARS AGO: You Gotta Be In It To Win It
5 YEARS AGO: Cinema Stupido

Service With A Smile

After we delivered our load in California, we had a few things to get done. First, we had to get the truck washed, it was covered in road salt and looked terrible. What an amazing transformation once the guys at Little Sister’s gave her a bath. She was gleaming!

After the bath, we had to get the oil changed. That didn't take long and after we finished, we headed out to get a bite (priorities, people). Last on the To Do list was getting our windshield fixed. A while back, we got a little "star" chip in the windshield from a rock that kicked up from the road. This week with the freezing cold weather outside (so cold that the pipe in our sink froze!) after Ed washed the windshield and got into the truck, he noticed that the star had turned into a crack.

As we drove across the country, that crack started creeping across the windshield and then up, up, up. We were concerned that we would get stopped and DOT would see the crack before we had a chance to get it fixed. According to the FMCSA regulations, you can't have any obstructions above the steering wheel. At that point, it was still hovering just below the top edge of the steering wheel. Whew!

Once we got to California and the weather warmed up, the ice in the sink melted and when we stopped for fuel, got the name of an auto glass place that would come out and fix the windshield for us. We called them and made an appointment for the next morning.

So we made our way to our "secret" parking spot, set up camp for the night and set the alarm to wake in time for us to meet the glassman. He called to say that he was running a little late (calling automatically gave him extra points), that he had hit a little traffic, and he would see us just a half-hour after our original appointed time.

He showed up with a great smile and a great attitude. His name was Nick (that's him up there in the picture) and he was with Advanced Auto Glass, Inc., a family owned business. Ed was outside when he arrived and stayed there while Nick got his equipment together and started working on the truck.

He was one of the nicest guys we've ever done business with. He was chatty, personable, friendly and interested. He asked questions about our business, told Ed a little about himself and his family (yes, I was eavesdropping) and continued to work tirelessly on the windshield. He didn't have one shred of attitude, which is often what we come across in service industry businesses; people who act like they're doing you a favor. I would use this guy over and over again and recommend him to anyone in the area who needed windshield repair. It's kind of an odd situation, because how often does one crack a windshield? Still, I'd still tell people about the service we got from him and hand out his number in a heartbeat.

In no time at all, he installed the driver side windshield, fixed a little teeny star on the passenger side window and gave us a great can of glass cleaner - the "good stuff". I used it on my mirrors in the truck right away and they sparkled like glass. Well, because you know, they are glass.

Nick has now been immortalized on the blog and you've seen his friendly face, so if you're cruising through California and you happen to see him toting around shiny panels of glass, surprise him with an big 'ol wave!


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1 YEAR AGO: Getting The Red Out, One Barn At A Time
2 YEARS AGO: Obamaduck!
3 YEARS AGO: How A Four Year Old Can Make You Feel Like Crap For Trying To Get Out Of Doing Yard Work
4 YEARS AGO: Florida Fro
5 YEARS AGO: Hail To The McGriddle Gods

From Blue Grass To Wine Country

The load we're under started out in snowy Kentucky. Along the way, among other places, we hit:

Omaha, Nebraska...

I-80 across Wyoming...Utah...

And finally, vineyards in Central California...

Next stop, Southern California...and the trip is done!


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1 YEAR AGO: Plump With Fat Quarters
2 YEARS AGO: Eddie Out With The Old, In With The New Friday
3 YEARS AGO: You Can Get Them At Home Depot??
4 YEARS AGO: There Are Never Enough Hours In The Day To Do Anything When You Have A Baby
5 YEARS AGO: Tequila Sunrise

Papa Can You Hear Me?

I listen to my iPod a lot while driving and Papa Can You Hear Me? is one of the songs that came on as I made my way across the country, with a bright moon and stars filling the night sky. It took my night driving to a whole new level.

You just can't beat Barbra's voice. Check it out HERE.


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1 YEAR AGO: The Err Erudes Them
2 YEARS AGO: Sorry, no post for this date.
3 YEARS AGO: Addicted
4 YEARS AGO: When You Just Can’t Decide Between Dinner And Breakfast
5 YEARS AGO: Purple Industrial Skies

I Think I've Seen This Person On Facebook

Tennessee is still in the running for the place I most want to live, but since I don't have children I don't have to worry about them being taught at The Learning Academy in Murfreesboro.

Which also means I don't have to worry about my car being toad. As if that error isn't bad enough, I seriously don't get the confusion between your and you're; it actually makes my head feel a little like it's going to explode.

** I wish I had taken the picture of this Post-It note, but since I didn't, I thank the internet for producing these little gems.


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1 YEAR AGO: Eating Crud Is So Much Tastier Than Eating Crow
2 YEARS AGO: Chihuly In The Trees
3 YEARS AGO: Is It Really SO Hard??
4 YEARS AGO: Snowball In Hell
5 YEARS AGO: The Southern Family Tree

If...

Years ago, I bought a book titled If…(Questions for the Game of Life). In it, are five hundred provocative questions. I've pulled this book out at parties, family gatherings and dinner parties with friends. It's a great way to get conversations started and an even better way to get to know people.

I've decided to start a new category called "If" and use the book to choose questions, which I will answer here, and then ask you to answer in the comment section. So let's get started with the first question...

If you had to lose one of your limbs, which one would you sacrifice?

I think I'd have to go with my left leg. I couldn't get rid of my arms, because I need them to type, write, do crafts, cook, sew and anything else I'd be doing if I were sitting around with one leg.

I'm "right-legged", so I'd need to keep that leg. And it's my gas pedal leg. Of course, my left leg is my clutch leg, but I can always go to an automatic transmission and wouldn't need to use it to shift at all. But I still need that right leg.

How about you? Which limb would you sacrifice??

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1 YEAR AGO: How The West Was Fun
2 YEARS AGO: Pecking Order
3 YEARS AGO: The Sympathy Train Stopped Dead In Its Tracks
4 YEARS AGO: Shalom
5 YEARS AGO: A.D.I.D.A.S.

Snowy Arrival

Our running partner Mark waiting to unload his trailer in the morning snow of Bedford, Indiana.


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1 YEAR AGO: Not A Pretty Sight
2 YEARS AGO: Marking This Day In History With A Vibrant Spot Of Color
3 YEARS AGO: Lighting To Do Laundry By
4 YEARS AGO: The Benefits Of Dating A White Boy
5 YEARS AGO: Shhhhhh, You’ll Wake The Driver

Not So Wacky After All

It's really amazing what a little "organizing" of storage boxes will turn up...

Years ago, when I worked for the Westin La Paloma, a guest needed some assistance with something. Her request wasn't something I could do "on" the job, but I did take care of it for her on my own time, outside of the hotel.

She was so impressed with my going out of my way, that she wrote me a card saying it was "definitely above and beyond the call of duty but was a friendliness that made a very, very positive impression on a hotel guest and a first-time visitor to Arizona!" Not only was the hotel guest impressed, but my boss was as well.

She was a guest at the annual conference of the North American Society of Adlerian Psychology. She left me a book from one of their most prominent teachers, Rudolf Dreikurs. As I began thumbing through the little book containing his words of wisdom, I found many that struck a chord with me. Here are the ones I found to be most significant.

"It is better to be wrong in figuring out the meaning of a situation than to overlook it."

"Every untrue answer to a child's question endangers the child's confidence in you."

"Parents can't get along with their children if they assume that their children can be subdued."

"To establish language as a means of communication within the family would require the avoidance of talk whenever conflict arises."

"We make our experiences according to our life goal."

"We have harmony only among equals."

Seems like those shrinks really know what they're talking about.


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1 YEAR AGO: Spreading The Word
2 YEAR AGO: He Had A Dream. Tomorrow We See It Come True.
3 YEARS AGO: Who Do You Know?
4 YEARS AGO: South Beach Blue
5 YEARS AGO: Jawl Spake Anglesh??

Can I Appoint Myself The Baroness Of Cattle?

On Monday, we picked up our load in Arizona, heading out to Indiana. While at the facility loading, we met another driver named Mark who is leased to the same company we are. While loading the trailer, we all got to talking. Loading took almost all morning. By the time afternoon rolled into evening, we were all hungry and decided to take a meal together. That was our first meal of the trip.

During that meal, we decided we'd run together, all the way to Indiana. This is the first time Ed and I have done this on purpose; there have been other times that we've found ourselves loading at the same facility as another driver, going to the same place, but we've never consciously made a decision to drive with them. I guess we've just never liked anyone as much.

Mark was different, though. We really liked him. We all got along very well. It's the most I think I've ever seen Ed talk to anyone out here. And as far as truck drivers go, he was a real gem. He originally went to college to become an engineer and also got a music scholarship; he was a pianist. I've never met a truck driver who studied classical piano. Very interesting. He and I hit it off right away; he had a charm about him that made him very easy to talk with, kid with and converse intelligently over dinner with. We had a great time, the three of us.

Tuesday morning while I slept, Ed and Mark had breakfast together. A big, hearty, trucker meal. We drove all day and by the time dinner rolled around, Ed came up with the fantastic idea that we should eat at the Cattle Baron in Roswell, New Mexico. Ed had been to this particular restaurant before with his parents, and he and I had eaten at the Cattle Baron in Midland, TX. Best steak we've ever had. In the entire country. WAY better than our overpriced, overcooked, marginal steak dinner at McCormick & Schmick's. This meal, I was really looking forward to; as were the guys, since they're both steak lovers.

We found parking on the street right next to the restaurant (for two loaded semi's!) and made our way into the Cattle Baron, walking into a cloud of the most delicious aroma wafting from the open kitchen. We were salivating at this point. We finally got to eating; the salad bar was extensive, dinner was fantastic and delicious desserts topped everything off. We left sated and ready to put a few more miles under our belts.

We're expecting to deliver on Thursday and providing we don't hit any bad weather, that delivery time should stand. I'm looking forward to a few more meals together and I can tell you right now, I'm going to be sad when the trip ends. It's one of the most fun trips across the country we've made.

Mark has already invited us to his expansive spread in Ohio; little does he know that I may just be taking him up on that invite. Especially since he has truck parking!


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1 YEAR AGO: This Time Losing The Wallet Really Means Losing The Wallet
2 YEARS AGO: Marley & Me
3 YEARS AGO: Eddie Gets Handy Friday
4 YEARS AGO: The Perfect Neapolitan Slice
5 YEARS AGO: The King Of The Flying Salmon

Now I'm No Longer Alone

"...without a dream in my heart, without a love of my own."

Picture taken in St. Augustine, Florida.

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1 YEAR AGO: Rings Of Spring
2 YEARS AGO: Map Schmap
3 YEARS AGO: A Willow Weeps In Arizona
4 YEARS AGO: Double Team
5 YEARS AGO: Turning One Million

Again And Again And Again

Late last night, a friend of mine emailed this to me as he often does with Jim Shea's columns. In light of my recent post, I'm now sharing it with you:

Gun Control Is A Non-Issue

Read more of Jim Shea's blog HERE.


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1 YEAR AGO: Hood Ornament
2 YEARS AGO: Eddie Out Of Control Friday
3 YEARS AGO: My Boyfriend Simon Is Back In Town
4 YEARS AGO: A Little Taste Of Miami Beach
5 YEARS AGO: Oooohhhhhh, Jabra!

Fun For Sale

My brother built this thing. I say "thing" because I'm not really sure what's it's supposed to be called; a car? a bus? a short VW van? All I know is that it's super-cool and the tranformation from "before" to "after" is just amazing.

It's been written about by Hemmings, it's on auto-buying websites and this weekend, it's going to be auctioned off in Scottsdale, Arizona at the Russo and Steele’s Collector Automobile Auction.
I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a bidder with deep pockets!


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1 YEAR AGO: Dublin Is Incredibly Corny
2 YEARS AGO: Welcome To Snowhio
3 YEARS AGO: When Big Hair And Denim Were King
4 YEARS AGO: Open 24 Hours
5 YEARS AGO: Lucky One Eye

Weeding Out The Assholes

All week we've been talking about the killings in Tucson. And about the gunman; how he just went out and bought a gun, and then went to two different Walmarts to buy bullets.

Then information came trickling in that he might not be mentally sound. Yet, he was still able to get his hands on a gun. And bullets. No checking. No testing. No "Hey, this guy looks a little too crazy to me, should I really sell him this gun?" moments.

When I decided I wanted to drive a truck and get a CDL (Commerical Drivers License), I had to go to a special school. In that school, this is how much time I had to spend on varying subjects regarding trucking:

• 30 Hours of Classroom Training on General Knowledge, Air Brakes, Combination Vehicles, Hazardous Materials, Log Book, Map Reading, Trip Planning.
• 40 Hours of Field Training on how to do a Pre-Trip Inspection, Straight Backing, Parallel Parking, 45 Degree Alley Dock, Coupling and Uncoupling, Sliding Fifth Wheel and Tandems.
• 50 Hours on Road Training to learn Shifting, Highway Driving, City Driving, Right and Left Turns, Safety Procedurs and Defensive Driving Techniques
• 33 Hours of Homework to work on my Pre-Trip Inspection, Safety Procedures, Log Book and whatever classroom assignments were given out.
• 10 Hours for the Final Exam practicing and actual testing, both written and driving.

Now I'll be the first to say that 163 hours of training is nowhere near enough to understand how to drive a truck. That's why after I graduated from the school, I had to drive with someone sitting next to me providing further training, on the road and in the thick of real life situations for another 315 hours.

And even that isn't enough time to learn all you need to know to drive an 18-wheeler. In fact, there are veterans on the road right this very minute, people who have been driving more than thirty and forty years, who will tell you that they're still learning. They scoff at the "newbies" who are churned out of the schools and thrown into their own truck without any real idea about what to do. And they're right. You're given an 80,000 pound vehicle to drive. Willy-Nilly. All over the United States and Canada.

But I'm not finished...I also had to get (and pass) a DOT physical. And I'm required to get that physical every two years as along as I want to hold a CDL and as long as I plan on being behind the wheel of that truck. They want to know your health history. They want to know if you've had any illnesses or injuries in the past five years; any head/brain injuries, disorders or illnesses, any seizures or epilepsy, any eye disorders, ear disorders, heart disease or heart surgery; high blood pressure, muscular diseases or shortness of breath; any liver, kidney or digestive problems, any nervous or psychiatric disorders like severe depression, and loss of or altered consciousness, fainting, sleep disorders like sleep apnea, snoring or daytime sleepiness; missing extremities, spinal injuries, low back pain, regular or frequent alcohol use or any narcotic or habit forming drug use.

Then (oh yes, there's more), they check your vision. You have to have at least 20/40 (I have 20/15 in both eyes - that's better than 20/20!). Then they check your hearing - you have to be able to hear a forced whisper from five feet away, without any hearing aids. I can hear a pin drop. From a skyscraper. Then comes my blood pressure (120/82), my pulse rate, the good 'ol pee test to check for protein, blood and sugar in my urine. And once that's done, they start to check for actual abnormalities. That list is even longer.

Theeeennnnnn...after all that testing, I had to take more tests. I had to take a test to get my doubles/triples endorsement and I had to take a test to get my HazMat endorsement. That was a biggie. Not only did I have to take a written test, but I had to pay $90.00 to get my fingerprints taken and submitted to the state Bureau of Investigations. The TSA (Transportation Safety Administration) Hazardous Materials Endorsement Threat Assessment Program conducts a security threat assessment (background check) to make sure I'm not a threat; it's a program that was implemented to meet the requirements of the USA Patriot Act. The Patriot Act. I had to give MY fingerprints to be able to haul nail polish remover. Believe that??

So while I had to do all of this testing, pay all kinds of money, take written tests and skills test and let someone scan my Ten Little Indians, all that asshole shooter had to do was go shopping. Personally, I don't really think a regular person needs a gun. They don't need automatic weapons and they don't need extended clips. And you shouldn't be able to buy bullets in Walmart. But if someone needs a gun, must have a gun, won't feel complete without a gun....they should be REQUIRED to PROVE they are capable, sound and skilled enough to use one.

Granted, people who pass all those tests might still snap, but the chances of weeding out the assholes are greater if you actually DO SOMETHING to weed them out.
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1 YEAR AGO: Does It Fall Under Some Kind Of Secret Guy Code?
2 YEARS AGO: Over 140 Million Years In The Making
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